This page is neither funny, nor is it very informative, but then again, the last one wasn't either. However, very few pages on the internet fall into that category, so I don't feel bad about it. In fact, it's sole redeeming feature was the picture of me when I was four, so here it is on this page as well.
I have to work for a living. I was not born with a silver spoon, or indeed a tin spoon in my mouth, and thus have held several jobs over the years, the most fun one being with Bass Retail Ltd. I parted company with them several years ago, after being manager of The Point in Milton Keynes.
I Live in a small town called Normanton, just outside of Leeds, where Emma, myself, our two sons, and the cat have bought a house, so we plan on settling down here for quite a while.
Born one cold dark night, December 15th 1970. I wear glasses, because I look at cathode ray tubes for far too long - sometimes they belong to a computer, sometimes they belong to a television, and sometimes they belong to a video amusement machine.
I don't wear a shirt and tie anymore, because ASDA don't believe in that sort of thing - we all wear the same - blue Polo shirts with little logos on them. V cute. I've had to wear worse. At least I didn't have to go out and buy another suit before starting with them.
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According to the Harry Potter website, I'm a member of the Slytherin House. Cool.
Also, bear in mind you image thieves (For example "Slytherin Queen" on the US Studentcentre Teen Forums,) I may at any time rename the above logo, and replace the original filename with a picture of a peeing Monkey. "That's you that is."
A quick ranking of my employment with people over the years:
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Evil |
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Fun |
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Corrupt - mentally & physically, if not financially |
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Alcohol usually present |
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Just from browsing my pages, you should be able to make out the following:
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